Seriously?

I have an EBay saved search set up for Paul Blair so I an quickly identify listings of cards that I don't already have in my player collection. This one came up this morning:

2011 Tri city Sport Paul Blair auto 1/1 All Star cuts




Admittedly, I am new to collecting, but I only see disappointment in this seller's future. I can get a Paul Blair autograph on a 30-45 year old NM/MT card for less than $20 every day of the week, and less than $10 with relatively high frequency. What kinda fool would pay $500 for a cut autograph? Well, I will tell you it won't be this fool.